you now have timeli... FUCK YOU FACEBOOK

You Now Have Timeline — a New Kind of Profile

Preview your timeline now and make any changes you want before other people see it starting October 4.

Managed to avoid this for so long but now it's fucking gone. google plus here I come.

DRAGONS!!!

<status> Woo! Got to level 15.

<status> Farmgirl kuzetsa has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!

<status> kuzetsa has earned the title Traveler for having slain the Green Dragon 1 times!

<status> Traveler kuzetsa has been slain in the forest by Lab Rat.

<status> Lab Rat was overheard saying, "Traveler kuzetsa's Fists was no match for my Radioactive Food Pellets!"

Lost my weapon after my first "dragon kill" and then everything was reset but I forgot I was no longer tough, died quick... Can't help it if I'm a little rusty. I used to play the LORD (door game) back 20 something odd years ago on BBSes (you know,  before there were web browsers) My latest adventure was on Legend of the GREEN dragon (LOTGD) red, green they're all the same.

... Well not quite. This one doesn't tie up my phone line. err... that feels weird to say. Just realized I haven't owned a land line in a decade. My android smartphone could be used to play this modern version while I was in the middle of a phone call even.